Where Have All the Flowers Gone? Obama Controls Them, Every One ...

(Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers. My name is Trina. How can I help you?

(Customer) Hello, I received an email from Professional Flowers stating that my flower order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your website, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.

(Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the website. It should be fixed by the end of  November. But I can help you.

(Customer) Thanks, I ordered a "Spring Bouquet" for our anniversary, and wanted it delivered to my wife's work.

(Receptionist Interrupting) Sir, "Spring Bouquets" do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with Red Roses.

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(Customer) But I have always ordered "Spring Bouquets", done it for years, my wife likes them.

(Receptionist) Roses are better, sir, I am sure your wife will love them.

(Customer) Well, how much are they?

(Receptionist) It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package.

(Customer) What's the difference?

(Receptionist) The Bronze package is 12 red roses The Silver is 18.  Gold, 24, and Platinum, 48 red roses.

(Customer) The Silver package may be okay, how much is it?

(Receptionist) It depends, sir.  What is your monthly income?

(Customer) What does that have to do with anything?

(Receptionist)
I need that to determine your government flower subsidy.  Then I can
determine how much your out of pocket cost will be. But if your income
is below our minimums for a subsidy, then I can refer you to our
FlowerAid department.

(Customer) FlowerAid?

(Receptionist)
Yes, Flowers are a right, everyone has a right to flowers. So, if you
can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.

(Customer) Who said they were a right?

(Receptionist) Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it Constitutional.

(Customer) Whoa.....I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding flowers as a right.

(Receptionist)
It may not really be a right listed in the Constitution, but
ObamaFlowers is constitutional because the Supreme Court ruled it to be a
tax. Taxes are constitutional. But we feel it is a right.

(Customer) I don't believe this....

(Receptionist)
It's the law of the land, sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go
for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income, sir?

(Customer) Forget it. I think I will forego the flowers this year...

(Receptionist) In that case, sir, I will still need your monthly income.

(Customer) Why?

(Receptionist) To determine what your 'non-participation' cost will be.

(Customer) WHAT???? Your can't charge me for NOT buying flowers!!!

(Receptionist) It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income.

(Customer)interrupting) This is ridiculous. I'll pay the $9.50.

(Receptionist) Sir, it is either $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.

(Customer) ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? What a ripoff!!

(Receptionist) Actually, sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.

(Customer)
Look, I'm going to call my congressperson to find out what's going on
here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to pay it.

(Receptionist)
Sorry to hear that, sir, that's why I had the NSA track this call and
obtain the make and model of the cell phone your are using.

(Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING????

(Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates, sir.

(Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door.)

(Receptionist) That would be the IRS, sir. Thanks for calling ObamaFlowers.  Have a nice day...and God Bless America .

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Poisoning the USA: 'liberal' intolerance and hatred

A Skunk replaces the Eagle in the USA

http://www.theospark.net/2013/10/blog-post_27.html#links

Americans deserve better than this for their presidents

Left True to Form: Good Intentions, Bad Outcomes - No Wonder They Want Exemptions for Themselves

Red Lines Obama

http://www.theospark.net/2013/09/americans-support-for-us-military.html#links

Obama: worst president ever?

http://dissectleft.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/a-failed-presidency-already-visible.html#links

Obama and Detroit

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/172662/

Only in America ...

10) Only in America ... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

9) Only in America ... could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans at 3x the rate that go to whites, 5x the rate that go to Hispanics!

8) Only in America ... could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

7) Only in America ... can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

6) Only in America ... would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

5) Only in America ... could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

4) Only in America ... could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

3) Only in America ... could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

2) Only in America ... could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

1) Only in America ... could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

http://www.theospark.net/2013/07/top-ten-list-of-americas-stupidity.html

Rules, rules, rules ... what is happening to us?

Big Green - Killing Machine

http://www.cfact.org/2013/06/19/bonn-endgame-africa-rebels-as-climate-talks-collapse/

A country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives

Food For Thought -- updated

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally ...you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by  Progressives.

If the only school curriculum allowed to explain how we got here is evolution, but the government stops a $15 million construction project to keep a rare spider from evolving to extinction ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more ...you  might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher’s "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If children are forcibly removed from parents who  discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested “homes”... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself  makes you more "safe" according to the government ... you might live in country founded by geniuses but run by Progressives.

 http://dissectleft.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/food-for-thought-updated-if-you-can-get_14.html#links

Prosperity is available to all who enjoy freedom and the rule of law

http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/danieljmitchell/2013/06/10/the-chilean-miracle-shows-that-economic-liberty-is-the-best-way-of-helping-ordinary-people-n1616451

Obama really has no idea, and no respect for others. Narcissistic anyone?

Guess who carried his own umbrella?

They are back. the fascists. As ever, they are angry and want power.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-earth-day-comrades-t11002.html

Left logic - leave your brain out of it

http://neveryetmelted.com/2013/03/24/pro-choice-liberalism/

There's none so blind ...

Big Al, Saviour of the Planet or Fat Cat on the Make?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2288873/Sarah-Silverman-42-strips-reveal-tiny-shorts-kinky-tights-environmental-event-honoring-Al-Gore.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

James Hansen on the Streets Again

http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/02/23/nasas-top-scientist-issues-a-dire-warning/

Do not blame Obama?

"Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and given him triumphal processions. Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the new wonderful good society which shall now be Rome’s, interpreted to mean more money, more ease, more security, and more living fatly at the expense of the industrious." 

-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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